Twas the night before Christmas - Santa wanted to hide,
He had just taken and failed his yearly check-ride.
The examiner said, trying not to sound sappy,
Your takeoff was fine, but your landing was crappy.
“The children!” said Santa, “will have nothing to savor,
What's the chance, just this once, of getting a waiver?”
“No way!” Said the FAA-man; you must make other plans,
To deliver your toys to all of the lands.
While down in Djibouti, all snug in their beds,
With visions of home going round in their heads,
Was a unit from Georgia of the Army National Guard,
No mission too small, No mission too hard.
While Santa was thinking, this is a heck of a fix,
When he suddenly thought of the C26
I'll bet that this unit is looking for action,
And I with their help, I'll get satisfaction.
Santa reached for the hot line, and his eyes got all steely,
And he said to himself, I'll just call John Ely.
There are children all over from Djibouti to Fargo,
Looking to you guys to carry my cargo.
Then Chief John told the group, we will do what we can,
To deliver their toys to kids all over the land.
Then Jeff told Hardy, I'm feeling down cast,
Cause to cover the world, we can't fly that fast.
Then Kimberly said, don't be an old Grinch,
I'll tweak up the engine with elf dust and this wrench.
You can depend on me to do my duty,
I'll have this thing ready to fly from Djibouti.
Big Al and Dupree got their maps in a pile,
And both of them said, "This might take a while"
Then Al had a thought that was very pleasant,
I have a GPS I was giving as a present.
We will do what we can, and do our darn best,
We will start in Djibouti and then deliver the rest
Al said, “I will run, swim or fly
Whatever it takes, I will give it a TRI
They pushed up the throttle, and started their roll,
It looked like the guys had it under control.
The plane started airborne and away it flew,
With a plane full of toys and St. Nicolas too.
While Santa, in back was checking his list,
Thank God for the Guard, no child will be missed.
Then I heard him exclaim as they flew out of sight,
“Merry Christmas from Djibouti…Ya'll have a good night!”
He had just taken and failed his yearly check-ride.
The examiner said, trying not to sound sappy,
Your takeoff was fine, but your landing was crappy.
“The children!” said Santa, “will have nothing to savor,
What's the chance, just this once, of getting a waiver?”
“No way!” Said the FAA-man; you must make other plans,
To deliver your toys to all of the lands.
While down in Djibouti, all snug in their beds,
With visions of home going round in their heads,
Was a unit from Georgia of the Army National Guard,
No mission too small, No mission too hard.
While Santa was thinking, this is a heck of a fix,
When he suddenly thought of the C26
I'll bet that this unit is looking for action,
And I with their help, I'll get satisfaction.
Santa reached for the hot line, and his eyes got all steely,
And he said to himself, I'll just call John Ely.
There are children all over from Djibouti to Fargo,
Looking to you guys to carry my cargo.
Then Chief John told the group, we will do what we can,
To deliver their toys to kids all over the land.
Then Jeff told Hardy, I'm feeling down cast,
Cause to cover the world, we can't fly that fast.
Then Kimberly said, don't be an old Grinch,
I'll tweak up the engine with elf dust and this wrench.
You can depend on me to do my duty,
I'll have this thing ready to fly from Djibouti.
Big Al and Dupree got their maps in a pile,
And both of them said, "This might take a while"
Then Al had a thought that was very pleasant,
I have a GPS I was giving as a present.
We will do what we can, and do our darn best,
We will start in Djibouti and then deliver the rest
Al said, “I will run, swim or fly
Whatever it takes, I will give it a TRI
They pushed up the throttle, and started their roll,
It looked like the guys had it under control.
The plane started airborne and away it flew,
With a plane full of toys and St. Nicolas too.
While Santa, in back was checking his list,
Thank God for the Guard, no child will be missed.
Then I heard him exclaim as they flew out of sight,
“Merry Christmas from Djibouti…Ya'll have a good night!”
9 comments:
Wow! I had no idea how busy you guys were over there. On top of everything you are doing for the US Military, you are also helping Santa to save Christmas. Clearly, Santa did not have Jeff as his IP or he wouldn't have had those issues with the Mr. FAA Man. Thank goodness for the C-26 Unit! Hip Hip Hurrah!
Love and Miss ya! S.
P.S. It's a good thing Santa had that number to the hotline - sure wish I did!!!
Love you guys! This was so great I had to share the site with my whole company. They do read you - though they may be toooooo "shy" to chat with you.
The SawHorse team is also here for you!!
Had no idea y'all were so poetic! How many beers and hours did this take to write?
C26 to the rescue:)
Great job Stump and Superstacey. You two should go into business together writing books or greeting cards or advertisements.
YES! Santa Claus is coming from Djibouti!
That is excellent.
Thank you c-26 unit for saving Christmas!!
-Anna
Holy Cow, Santa! You were sure lucky to have the C26 team to the rescue....thank goodness they weren't at some kind of resort enjoyiong their vacation abroad. It's about time they actually get their butts in gear and do some real work!
We love you Al, but those pictures sure seem like more fun than not!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
That's some pretty impressive writing! Everything rhymes and it sounds all professional. You do realize we are now waiting for the MP3 version of all you guys *singing* this fine composition ;-)
So…if we're going to do poetry… here is a Poem:
So what the hell, I think its swell, that you're full of Christmas Cheer.
But you're there in Djibouti, doing your duty, and I know you'd rather be here.
The guys in Iraq are given no slack, and the same can be said of you.
You can still go jog or work on your blog, and still be serving too
.
No matter the task, they have only to ask, and the Guard will be ready to go.
Your lives on the line, for your country and mine, ready to fight any foe.
Our Christmas, I fear, will lose some of its cheer, knowing that you won't be at the table,
We're proud of you all, for standing so tall, you've been ready, willing, and able.
So MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, THANKS for all that you do,
Don't cut those bad guys no slack.
Have fun in Djibouti; you're doing your duty,
Be careful! We want you all back!
Dad,
Um...how do I say this politely....you know when we run and we're about at the 1 mile mark and the elite are crossing the finish line already and you usually make the snide comment, "Showoff"? Well.... showoff!
:-)
Thanks for BOTH poems. Very entertaining.
HO HO HO Great post, Stump!
As always, proving the power of the pen. Update from the field coming soon (hopefully today). Yesterday we a record low temp in Djibouti...69 degrees F (well, record for us, anyway) We are still hitting the low 90's everyday. Feel the chill in the air. Soccer Balls are arriving!!!
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